Joel Kellar Cries

Most say drinking salt out of a bag will hurt you. Staff writer, Joel Kellar ’21, wanted to prove the haters wrong. He drank the salt out of his giant pretzel bag like a mighty warrior. Then, he proceeded to cry. Tears welled up in his eyes like he just watched his favorite movie “The Notebook.” Kellar refutes these claims, saying “I did not cry.” Kellar appeared to be crying when he said this.

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