Signing off for 2014
December 30, 2014
2014 has been an interesting year. Let’s recap.
Beginning on a school-wide level;
- We started the year with no student representative and then suddenly had two.
- We vandalized the press box and various other aspects of the stadium for homecoming.
- Administration issued us all lanyards which everyone was really mad about and then seemed to not care anymore.
- “The Black and White” printed a paper with a huge pot leaf on the cover.
- English teacher Mark Schillerstrom’s pineapple plant bloomed.
- Senior Lenin Cardwell got 13.7K retweets and 24.5K favorites (last time I checked) on a tweet.
Next, the national level of stuff;
- Riots broke out in Ferguson, Missouri due to the murder of an unarmed teenager.
- Republicans took over Congress.
- Bill Nye debated evolution vs. creationism with Ken Ham and sparked a heated debate in churches across America.
- Robin Williams died.
- Cards Against Humanity sold 30,000 boxes of literal bull poop on Black Friday.
- Gas prices dropped to $2.
And finally, international;
- Ebola struck terror in the hearts of worried mothers across the globe.
- The Ferguson riots extended into nations everywhere, creating the Black Lives Matter movement
- Pakistan went crazy.
- Pope Francis is as chill as ever and also turned 78 on Dec. 17.
- Scotland voted against their own independence.
- World War 3 was scheduled when the announcement of the next Seth Rogan movie appeared.
It’s been an odd year. Not sure about you, but I’ve slightly enjoyed myself, which is a statement rarely uttered by a teenager. See you in 2015.